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  • #2
    HEY NOW.

    Which would you rather hear?

    Peacock squawking:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG3cJt4A_cM

    Wild turkeys yelping and gobbling:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B7_MCn_xQo&t=4m30s


    As you can hear, turkeys > peacocks! We had peacocks on the ranch I worked at in Texas. Fuckers would wake me up a lot of mornings with their horrible squawking. DO. NOT. WANT.


    Peacocks look all materialistic and fake and shit with their stupid colors.





    Wild turkeys are more natural, so majestic!








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    • #3
      You can't be majestic while wearing a red nutsack on your face, though.

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      • #4
        Would bow hunt peacock... Nuts on face, cock in the name... I see no difference.

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        • #5
          I'm sofaking hard right now..... And hungry...

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          • #6
            Now this one will really throw ya'll for a loop.

            Ocellated Wild Turkey from the jungles of Mexico





            Basically looks like a cross between peacock and a REAL wild turkey.

            It is the only one of the 6 subspecies I do not care to hunt. They don't gobble, but 'sing'. And most are shot out of trees in the thick jungle. Meh.

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            • #7
              Holy fuck -- even Mexican peacocks are drunk.

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              • #8
                That is very cool - learned something new today. Thanks Ahab!

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                • #9
                  I killed a peacock on our property when I was a teenager. God damn thing was shitting all over are cars destroying everything.

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                  • #10
                    We have turkeys. They're dumb as shit. I've always wanted a peacock

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by adulbrich View Post
                      I've always wanted a cock
                      Aww -- there are surgeries available when you're ready for the transition. Stay strong!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jip View Post

                        Aww -- there are surgeries available when you're ready for the transition like me. Stay strong!
                        Thanks for the support! Let me know how your surgery goes

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